How to Make It
DoughHigh-hydration, 48-hour cold-fermented dough stretched to 14 inches to support a heavy load of toppings.
SauceSpread 4-6 ounces of zesty pizza sauce in a thin, even layer leaving a 1-inch border for the crust.
- 1Preheat your oven with a pizza stone or steel inside at 500°F (260°C) for at least 45 minutes.
- 2Brown the ground beef, ground pork, and Italian sausage in a skillet beforehand, draining all excess fat to prevent a soggy crust.
- 3Stretch the dough and apply the pizza sauce, then sprinkle a generous layer of freshly grated Parmesan cheese.
- 4Layer the pepperoni and salami slices evenly across the cheese, followed by the cooked ground meats and halved meatballs.
- 5Distribute the sliced mushrooms, diced onions, jalapeños, and chopped artichoke hearts over the meats.
- 6Add the fresh tomato slices on top to allow their moisture to evaporate slightly during the bake.
- 7Launch the pizza onto the stone and bake for 10-12 minutes until the crust is charred and the proteins are sizzling.
- 8Remove from oven and immediately top with the sweet caramelized onions and a sprinkle of red pepper flakes.
- 9Drizzle cold ranch dressing in a zig-zag pattern across the entire pizza and let it rest for 2 minutes before slicing.
Chef's Tip
To prevent the Parmesan from burning before the crust is done, use a microplane to grate it finely and layer it under the meats so it creates a salty, umami-rich glue for the toppings.